Notes for mommy and daddy:
- if you take me in the car I fall asleep which you like, but if you wake me up be prepared for a hungry baby and a dirty diaper.
- I will not hold off on the crying to take pictures before you feed me.
- I will make a mess in my pants and you will want to change me immediately, not after a few more pictures.
- And after you feed me and change me and then start taking pictures of me, please stop pulling my binky out of my mouth right before a bright flash happens. This only annoys me more.